I've done it again, I am officially the most embarrassing woman on the face of the earth... 

I had a meeting at the bank last week and in my wisdom I thought it appropriate to get into a conversation about where I spend most of my money, not unusual in a bank. My answer, predictably, was that I spend it mainly on shopping and of course the regular social outings for cocktails... So far so normal.. my bank advisor then said I should do what he does and befriend the bar staff... this is where the word vomit kicked in and I innocently suggested he should take me out for drinks so that my finances would be in better shape... the look on his face said it all. 

I managed to proposition my bank advisor by accident and he couldn't get away quick enough. 

This one incident would be enough to fill me with shame, but I was pretty busy with my inappropriate vocabulary last week and managed to accidentally proposition not one but two men... What joy! 

The second one was even more innocently meant than the first... I sent a text to a new friend asking if he wanted to do something one night as my social calendar was looking pretty bleak. Next thing I know one of my girl friends is texting me telling me she's so excited that I'm going on a date with this great guy and he's lovely... I was slightly shell shocked for about 5 minutes before feeling quite outraged. 

I did have an actual date this week with an online dating victim.. the phrase 'you looked better online' has never been more appropriate.. it was an interesting evening full of awkward phrases questions and uncomfortable moments where he tried to lighten the mood by quoting anchorman at me but unfortunately it just made it all worse. He asked to meet up again 'just as friends' I think I'll pass.. ah well..  better luck next time.. 

nwis x