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Turn it off and on again...

Posted by NWIS Girl on Sunday, January 2, 2011, In : Word Vomit.. 
I truly astound myself with some of the rubbish that I spout to men..
As you know it was new years eve recently and so I was out, having a good time with some friends, and my housemate.. against my better judgement I decided to start chatting to a guy that I recognised from work.

He was tall and alright looking and well... mainly he was single and I was drunk... so I started talking to him. When he told me he worked in the IT department (which I knew anyway) I told him I remembered that he'd a...
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Accidental propositions...

Posted by NWIS girl on Sunday, August 22, 2010, In : Word Vomit.. 
I've done it again, I am officially the most embarrassing woman on the face of the earth... 

I had a meeting at the bank last week and in my wisdom I thought it appropriate to get into a conversation about where I spend most of my money, not unusual in a bank. My answer, predictably, was that I spend it mainly on shopping and of course the regular social outings for cocktails... So far so normal.. my bank advisor then said I should do what he does and befriend the bar staff... this is where th...
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Drunken phone calls...

Posted by NWIS girl on Friday, June 25, 2010, In : Word Vomit.. 
I find that sometimes my phone should be taken away from me......... 

ESPECIALLY when I've been drinking.. 

Take last night for example... I thought it highly appropriate to call a guy I've been on a few dates with and drunkenly ramble at him... luckily this time I didn't say anything too awful and I haven't scared him off just yet.. but it was definitely a lucky mistake. 

Next time I go near a cocktail I'm turning my phone off first and locking it away! 

NWIS xxx 


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Mr Darcy

Posted by NWIS girl on Monday, September 14, 2009, In : Word Vomit.. 

I have booked in to go to the Jane Austen festival in Bath in a couple of weeks. I'll be dressed in period costume promenading around Bath with my parents and my sister - I kid you not. I decided to tell this illuminating fact to a guy who I think was considering asking me on a date.. he hasn't since.  

Again I find myself thinking the usual..

No wonder I'm single...

Surely at some point I'll meet my Mr Darcy? Then saying that - I'm not sure I'd date a guy who went to the Jane Austen festival....


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Wish I hadn't said that

Posted by NWIS girl on Monday, September 14, 2009, In : Word Vomit.. 

I don't know about you but dates make me nervous.

When I get nervous I get what I can only describe as word vomit - I will say anything and everything that comes into my head.. and more often will instantly regret it!

Last week I went on a date with this guy - I hadn't met him before, so this date was his first impression of me. Within the first half hour I had somehow started discussing STI's with him.. I have no idea why... Needless to say we haven't had a second date...

No Wonder I'm Singl...


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About Me


I'm a twenty something woman, living in the UK. I have a job, I'm relatively good looking, I can cook and I like to think I have a good sense of humour... and yet - I'm single. Don't get me wrong - I love being single and having my freedom - but sometimes I'm amazed by the things I say and do both in day to day life and in my encounters with men.. and when I say amazed I don't mean in a good way.

About Him


I'm a twenty something guy, living in the USA. I am a medical student, I'm pretty attractive (although my friends often tell me there are other attractive men out there, apparently), I'm fun and have a great sense of humour, I can cook better than almost every girl I've met, and I have a decent fashion sense - for a guy. However, I'm single. I've been told this may have something to do with my lack of patience, a certain egocentric streak, my often acerbic humour, or a penchant for getting drunk at inappropriate times or to an inappropriate degree when the occasion is acceptable. Perhaps all of the above.

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