I've made the recent discovery that I don't mix well with strangers and alcohol. Particularly men... men that I'm attracted to (even in the vaguest sense) - this does not bode well for my romantic future. 

 Last night this was highlighted for me when I told a guy he was 'Lord of the Gays' within 5minutes of meeting him...WHY?!?
It's when I do things like that that I hear a voice inside my head screaming SHUT UP! Stop talking.. just stop talking... unfortunately I just don't listen to it.. Not good. 

I think I should come with a warning 'Caution - May say highly odd and inappropriate things at any moment' either that or a muzzle... hmmm - one to think about. 

As usual I'm sitting here with a hangover thinking no wonder I'm single...