I truly astound myself with some of the rubbish that I spout to men..
As you know it was new years eve recently and so I was out, having a good time with some friends, and my housemate.. against my better judgement I decided to start chatting to a guy that I recognised from work.
He was tall and alright looking and well... mainly he was single and I was drunk... so I started talking to him. When he told me he worked in the IT department (which I knew anyway) I told him I remembered that he'd asked to crawl under my desk before... (good start - mortification setting in)
Carried on chatting and it was going well, lots of flirting and kissing (I have currently earned myself the nickname of snoggy face.. which is delightful) Only problem is I seemed to have tourettes in the form of contsantly saying Control, Alt, Delete to him..
What is wrong with me? The IT Expert told me to try turning it off and on again... he succeeded with the first part..
New year, probably not a new start.
NWIS x
In : Word Vomit..